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TAP

What are the weapons of a dog? His menacing, deep growl? His loud bark with raised lips? The force with which he put at full speed a man to the ground, can be tipped his sharp claws and long fangs catches, he can hit with several tonnes of bite force in soft flesh?

All terrible things are added. But what makes a young dog when voice and weight are not really threatening, and the milk teeth while pointed, but just have the clout of a toothpick have? What does he do if he still wants to load times really?

To that end, Mother Nature provided the puppy with TAP . TAP is Tactical Assault Pissing and is a terrible weapon of destruction. TAP has a bio-chemical means of urea. The normal amount of urine of a puppy is quite considerable, the resulting damage is manageable. While the puppy is already serving a strategic techniques to multiply the impact of its discharge. For example, he strullt to favorite shoes, a jacket or accidentally dropped on the seat of a sofa, but even that has no lethal effect. If the enemy have become accustomed even to these isolated attacks against armed with chemical and Verteidungswaffen, comes into play TAP. You have to think of it as a New Year's cannon shot, which, while loud bursts and frightened people, a truly devastating effect unfolds but only in the mailbox of a neighbor or standing around in a full garbage can.

The puppy thus attempts to bring his bladder to the maximum possible level, looking at dawn with its loaded Sprengpimmel a strategically important place - a bridgehead, such as the spiral staircase of a duplex apartment with underlying wardrobe - is in Combat position ducks and take full by. The really small amount of urine looks for the moment to go through the steps, flowing down the wall, dripping on the vacuum cleaner, sprayed from there to the surrounding shopping bags runs on a clothes hook and contaminates from there thoroughly all the jackets, coats, scarves and caps. rages

And even as the destructive power of his kidneys in the textiles, the moves of the terrorist puppy relieved and happy again in his own place to sleep, curls up snug, looks forward to when master at dawn horrified and wailing among his victims and dreams of the victory of the creature to the people a step closer came to be.